Sweat is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want.

Due to the Divas® Half Marathon tomorrow, we won’t have any divas running with us.  The sexist assault on man runners will occupy the south with their segregated event while we hold strong in the north.  Our double looped north end runs will start at 6:30 and 7:30 from Drake.  As always, ALL sexes welcome. 

The first loop will explore the strong industrial complex enjoyed by the north.  We’ll visit Blue Smoke Trial via Appomattox then charge to Manassas for some hardtack and cider along the Mason-Dixon. 

The second loop will be led by Billy Tecumseh Sherman toward the rabble of the confederates.  At Shiloh, you can expect a skirmish.  This may be the first time you’ve ever encountered the very people that have destroyed our union. They’re a glittered and tulled militia, horny drunk on champagne and exhaustion. Be careful.

We need a water volunteer!  If at all possible, please bring it in a wooden barrel with a long metal dipper thing to drink out of.  We need to keep this war theme going.

“There is many a boy here today who looks on running as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell.” –Billy T 

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