11. September 2015
Due to the Divas®
Half Marathon tomorrow, we won’t have any divas running with us. The sexist assault on man runners will occupy
the south with their segregated event while we hold strong in the north. Our double looped north end runs will start
at 6:30 and 7:30 from Drake. As always, ALL sexes welcome.
The first loop will explore the strong industrial complex
enjoyed by the north. We’ll visit Blue
Smoke Trial via Appomattox then charge to Manassas for some hardtack and cider
along the Mason-Dixon.
The second loop will be led by Billy Tecumseh Sherman toward
the rabble of the confederates. At
Shiloh, you can expect a skirmish. This
may be the first time you’ve ever encountered the very people that have
destroyed our union. They’re a glittered and tulled militia, horny drunk on
champagne and exhaustion. Be careful.
We need a water volunteer!
If at all possible, please bring it in a wooden barrel with a long metal
dipper thing to drink out of. We need to
keep this war theme going.
“There is many a boy here today who looks on running as
all glory, but, boys, it is all hell.” –Billy T